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Surat cinta Tijah!

Tijah budak kampong tapi keje di Kuala Lumpur. Biaselah apebile sudah tinggal di 'town' mule lupe asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinte ngan Mat Salleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang 'boyfren'nye yang bermate biru.
Punyelah bangga si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dier ternampak lelaki inggeris tadi ngan wanita laen yg lebih cantik dan bergaya drpdnye. Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannye dengan lelaki Mat Salleh yg baru sebulan dikenalinye. Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil yg berjaya "dicuri".........




Mike,

I want to cut connection us. I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with my eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land. My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But know I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this triangle love. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't wan't banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk,
Tijah.

'A direct translation like the above letter will only result in the distortion of the English Language and we will end up being the laughing stock of the English people.'

Cetusan idea,
Qaisara Qarina Qamra.